Keen Robert Earl - Mr. Wolf And Mamabear lyrics

Mr. Wolf and Mama Bear were banging on the door I told 'em once, I told 'em twice, don't come 'round here no more They've stolen all our chickens, they k**ed our neighbor's cat Last night I saw 'em talking to big weasel and his rat It's such a cozy neighborhood, we love our little town Lately things ain't been so good, there's something goin' down It happened just a year ago; someone hired a band They had a dog and pony show that got clean out of hand There was fur and feathers flyin', the son of the old goat Said Coon-boy pulled a shotgun from his worn out overcoat Bobcat k**ed Miss Peaco*k; Coon-boy shot the Mare While Mr. Wolf smoked opium and grinned at Mama Bear Two dead ducks lay there beside Miss Peaco*k on the floor The fat goose grabbed the telephone and called the Dogs of War The guineas begged for mercy, the pigs began to squeal Coon-boy took the kitty, jumped in his automobile Bobcat and the wheelman, the famous Wolverine Shot out the light and in the night they faded from the scene Chief Detective Rambouillet did not work for free And Sheriff Hog was called away unexpectedly The sheriff's re-election, the murder of the Mare Might get Hog implicated with the Wolf and Mama Bear So Rambouillet took up the case then shut it down for good He bought a house in southern France but lives in Hollywood