Make mine a pain in the neck Here's to you, you old wreck And mine is a thorn in the side Drink up, so we can both finally die And I'll have a bright yellow boat With nothing to row With nothing to row So make mine an ore out of luck Here's to you, you miserable f** And why did she finally leave? Cause all you think of is me Cause all you think of is me To your health To your health Make mine a pain in the neck Here's to you, you old wreck