"Can you dig it?! (YEAH!)" Brand new year, breaking in all virgins Wake up and smell the coffee, its the urban sound surgeon You're worse nightmare even when you're daydreaming Spring is in the air and i'm doing house cleaning All you dopes at the side talking behind my back Get your teeth out of my beef, cos you all got plaque I use idioms, metaphors, similes, an*logies Like Ethiopia famine, i cause fatalities Cos i went there specifically the valley Even bust a rhyme at a crowded clam rally Demon like the devil, taking all-dayers Rough rhyme writer like me as well All you biters i battle/babble so you better beware For the scoobio (?) born the 3rd of november If you ain't a lumberjack, then get off of my timber... I'm the urban sound surgeon "Can you dig it?! (YEAH!)" The reputation is worldwide, constantly humongous Females on my tip like bacteria on fungus I'm the infamous, chocolate perennial prince Royalty while i'm rhyming at comedy sense Slim is the condition i'm in, no flab I must confess i was blessed with the gift of gab When your ears attract to something only i could produce Cos the problem maybe due to my creative juice This isn't a game of peek-a-boo cos i can see thru you For what you are which is nothing, a professional zero All you wanna do is be like me, the super def hero Rap was nothing to me but a lightweight hobby Now i get jocked in the hotel lobby You can't be what your not and that is my equal Here to give respect from the new york people So for better for worse, my position is first If you came in a limo, then you live in a hearse.. I'm the urban sound surgeon "Can you dig it?! (YEAH!)" DJ Finesse, who do you know out there that's working with this? (Coz i know there ain't no body great) Shake em, c'mon bake em Smooth like silk, in the city i'm slick So i think you better cancel your ego trip When you know damn well my rhymes are funky sh** All you are leeches, bite my speeches Rapper's are religious, so the fresh one preaches I'm tremendously miraculous The style i leave sensational Amazing, fantastic Stupendous, educational The jock of exotic, hypnotic, erotic, psychotic Super jazz funky snazzy MC Thats me rhyming Gravity trying to put you D Create rap music cos i never dug disco Couldn't catch the AIDS the philly not frisco So why be lifted by mentally gifted charismatic Carnivore s** savage Greater and not lesser The fresher def dresser Fly girl impress-er That's way above average Holy calamity, scream insanity All you'll be is another great fan of me BREAK! (get into it, get involved) I'm The Urban Sound Surgeon...