If you knew what I would do If I could have my way You would see a side of me For which you'd never pay You might think it's wasting ink Still I will have to try To write that song But never ask me why Could this be a trick on me A tune that I can't play? I can't stop, can't switch that knob Whatever people say A nasty jape, and no escape So let us raise our gla** To music and the sweet taste of success. It's getting hard to carry on Please help me out and stop that song Can't you see it's going wrong So hear my plea and stop that song!