You are my one and only The only one I kiss But that black book in you're pocket, honey Ain't no grocery list But o took you to a nightclub To have a bang up time But we ended up washing dishes 'Cause you didn't have a dime You're my sugar You're my sugar You're my sugar but you're never sweet to me You're my sugar You're my sugar You're my sugar but you're never sweet to me I ordered you a collar right from the catalogue But can't stop barkin' 'caurse that collar's for a dog Well, next day I set you neck-ties Did you like the ties you got? How come you tie the neck-ties honey Like a hangmans knot You're my sugar You're my sugar You're my sugar but you're never sweet to me You're my sugar You're my sugar You're my sugar but you're never sweet to me Well that diamond ring I bought you Was nothing but the best But you only paid a dollar down I had to pay the rest What happend to the fur coat I bought the other day? Well that new fur coat you got me Just got up and walked away You're my sugar You're my sugar You're my sugar but you're never sweet to me You're my sugar You're my sugar You're my sugar but you're never sweet to me Now I knitted you some golf-socks With fancy heels and sow's Well I guess you'll call them golf socks They both got 18 holes I promised you a pony I promised you a yacht Well a saddle and a paddle, boy Was all I ever got You're my sugar You're my sugar You're my sugar but you're never sweet to me You're my sugar You're my sugar You're my sugar but you're never sweet to me Well I'm getting tired of fighting Been at it all my life Well the way we always get along We should be man and wife You're my sugar You're my sugar And I am sweet on you