The Umbrella Man Kay Kyser Toodle - luma luma Toodle - luma luma Toodle - oh lay Any umbrellas, any umbrellas To fix today? Bring your parasol, it may be small. It may be big He will fix them all with what you call a thing-a-ma-jig Pitter patter patter! Pitter patter patter! It looks like rain Let it pitter patter. Let it pitter patter Don't mind rain He'll mend your umbrella, then go on his way Singing toodle luma luma. Toodle lay Singing toodle luma luma. Toodle lay Any umbrellas to fix today When there's a lull And things are dull He'll sharpen knives for all the wives In the neighborhood And they say he's very good He'll darn a sock Or fix a clock Fix an apple cart And even a broken heart -- He'll mend anything but he'd much rather sing - Toodle - luma luma Toodle - luma luma Toodle-oh-lay Any umbrellas any umbrellas To fix today He'll packs up your troubles Then go on his way Singing oodle luma luma Toodle lay Any umbrellas to fix today