Katt Williams - Get Ya Weight Up lyrics

[Verse 1:] Attention, all light as a feather, gravity fine a** n***as You need to get ya weight up playa, it's ridiculous at dis point I mean, I can hear yo light a** chain rattlin when you come in d club n***a sound like Santa Claus, jus ching-a-ling-a-ling, ching-a-ling-a-ling Ridin aroun town in dat light a** vehicle Errtime yo cellphone ring yo CD playa stop It's a damn shame n***a, yo car ain't big enough Yo bank ain't big enough, yo gun ain't big enough an yo dank ain't big enough Get yo hate down an get yo mothaf**in weight up, n***aaaa! [Chorus 1:] What we ‘sposed to do ma n***a, what we ‘sposed to do?Get ya weight up [x4] (Look out pimp) [Verse 2:] Took a little break in d action (action), now I rip back at em In ma pomegranate hemi arti challenger smashin Wid a bottle a richard hennessy cognac in ma f**in lap An a once a broccoli in ma draws on ma apple phone talkin smack A n***a rick like dido slap so you know I had to beat d dack outta yo speakers shakin like they on crack Ma feet d same colour as ma pink Borrelli ties Got a pocket full a bank an some Blossom cigarette lights Put on ma sleeves an jacket an jeans an slacks (jeans an slacks) Pullin on some greens in ma partna's garage shootin craps Bet a nine or five befo' I 7 eleven Then I hit ma partna, whose side bettin ma n***a, lemme hit dat joint Got siamese in da summer, an rallies in d winter When it rains rubber bands full of hundreds an twenties an fifties, no loose change God's gift to d gang, got everybody using E 40 slang Regular household name, gimme d fetti an d fame [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2:] Couple cars, couple cribs (get ya weight up) Few hands on ma zips (get ya weight up) Flip one into two's (get ya weight up) Cashed out now flossin ma j**els[x2] [Verse 3:] Pull a piskorz outta trees, ma ninjas ain't ancient humble See dem bushes right dere, yep dats where we had our bundle Ain't nobody poppin few, we do dis fo' bread an meat Ma n***as thirsty out here beefin wit n***as cross d street Four funerals this week, playin have no sleep We were all supposed to meet, but n***as nowadays they cheap Gotta stay wit yo heap, gotta stay wit yo squeeze Ma name ain't Tyler Perry but I pack pistols like Madea Then they get egg on bread, but they ain't put cheese on tha pizza They on tha boy head, like some stripes on a zebra With so many out here in d pain, don't think that it's cute 40 you live in d burbs, playa how you stay in d loop I done seen it an lived it an done it, n***as don't want it I keep it 100 not only dat but I'm from it Some a you s**az can't tell a prune from a pulp A crawfish from a prawn, a lake from a f**in pond [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2] [Verse 4:] Put it a yowder up in d pot, let it simmer an bathe Put a little bit a water an arm an hammer to let it foam like aftershave I like to serve ma work west so it weigh a hella lot more You can smell d residue an d fumes from next door When it comes to cookin I'm a pro, a chemist from head to toe Everybody know where I'm from, the lighthouse I don't tell ma brawd too much cause you know dese brawds can get messy They turn when they mad an call d law whenever they ready Gotta be sharp like a machete, solid not b**h may Saucy like spaghetti, one day ima get saved Right now I'm havin fetti, tryna maintain ma title On ma knees prayin every night, readin ma Bible Lookin out fo' rivals, sleepin next to ma rifle Olive oil on ma forehead for ma survival Drinkin ma worries away in dis human zoo Tryna bust up out dis cage ma ninja dats what it do [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2] [Bridge] Get up yo a** an stop playin (get ya weight up) Try to stack a hundred gran (get ya weight up) Throw yo turf in d skye:] (get ya weight up) Hustle now, playa rest when you die [Chorus 2] Ugh! [Outro:] Yea mayne, get ya mothaf**in weight up, junior! (Get ya weight up n***a!) Get up off yo mothaf**in a**, n***a start havin yaypron (ha!) Get yo mothaf**in a** up an stop playin, put it all in d mothaf**in bank n***as always tryna blame summin on summin n***a (ha!) n***a I ain't tryna blame sh** on d white mayne n***a I ain't tryna blame summin on dis b**h Get ya mothaf**in weight up, get ya yaypron Stop playin wit money, get yo chalupaz n***a, get yo yetti n***a Get yo mothaf**in allowance b**h! as a grown man The f** wrong wit you n***as, hoe,hooeee!