Katie Tropp - My Dealer lyrics

[Chorus] Who's the love of my life? My dealer Who makes me smile so wide? My dealer We never ever f**in fight My dealer Who? My dealer What? My dealer [Verse 1] He always knows what I want I call him up You know he's always got the stuff Now roll it up! Sticky green You know what I mean? It's all I ever want, It's all I f**in' need! Now I tell you my dealer's the man Nobody deals quite like he can He sells the best stuff across the land He gives the best price The sacks are fat and nice When I need some more I never even think twice He's the one I call When I need it ya'll The best thing about him he's always available With him I don't have a complaint With him I don't even need a date With him it feels like it's fate He's the best thing that's happened to me to this date! [Chorus] Who's the love of my life? My dealer Who makes me smile so wide? My dealer We never ever f**in fight My dealer Who? My dealer What? My dealer [Verse 2] Nobody on Earth even compares to you When I go to someone new I always go running back to you You've always got my heart You know you had it from the start If I don't have you I'd really fall apart! Everytime I come over I'm never leaving sober I swear to f**in' God it's like I found a four leaf clover! I practically jizz my pants When you pull out your sacks They're so big and fat You know I love that! Your sh** always sends me on a trip It's like you and me hey we're the perfect fit If you left I'd want to slit my wrists I swear to God nobody has ever gotten me like this! When I need you, you're always there And when you're gone I pull out my hair If you don't answer I just sit and stare I wait and wait and wait just like a little queer! [Chorus] Who's the love of my life? My dealer Who makes me smile so wide? My dealer We never ever f**in fight My dealer Who? My dealer What? My dealer [Verse 3] No one on Earth can try to replace you Nobody does all the great things that you do I moved away and I'm still calling you That's cuz you know that I'll always stay true! You never hurt me once You don't pull no stunts Everytime I see you I get what I wants The way to my heart you know what it is Smokin' on the chronic is always the sh** When I run out you're there to reload it You're like Mother Theresa you just give and give! If you miss my call, you always call back If you're ever dry, You always feel bad As soon as you get it you holler at me ASAP Then I get your call and I haul a**! I feel empty without you I'll never forget about you No drama surrounds you I'm so lost without you! [Chorus] Who's the love of my life? My dealer Who makes me smile so wide? My dealer We never ever f**in fight My dealer Who? My dealer What? My dealer