I hate talking and I hate walking next to someone I don't know Someone I don't know I hate pretending to keep up this friend thing When I have enough friends and I'd rather be at home Things would be much easier And it would really save some time If you knew my favorite color And my favorite kind of pie I wish there was a social excuse to make you a ca**ette tape I'd teach you all about my life from side B to side A Fast forward, rewind...Whenever or never mind I hate been picky but right now you don't get me But in time I think you will and I know you won't until You listen very closely to the tape and mostly You will see how I've become someone I hope you'll know and love Things would be much easier And it would really save some time If you knew my favorite color And my favorite kind of pie I wish there was a social excuse to make you a ca**ette tape I'd teach you all about my life from side B to side A Fast forward, rewind...Whenever or never mind My good friends know that I've never tried a boysenberry My good friends know that in the wintertime my legs are hairy My good friends know that I never understood chemistry My good friends know that I never date people who know less than me But you don't know and we're not getting any younger But you don't know and telling you would just take longer I wish there was a social excuse to make you a ca**ette tape I'd teach you all about my life from side B to side A Fast forward, rewind...Whenever or never mind