Katie Brayben - You Are What You Wear lyrics

[EVELYN, spoken] This is a big birthday for Patrick, Courtney, so thank you for helping me co-host [COURTNEY, spoken] Anything for you, Evelyn. Your look's to die for [EVELYN, spoken] Thank you, Courtney [EVELYN] I want blackened shark Mahi mahi Works so well With Isaac Mizrahi [COURTNEY] I'll have soda And crème de menthe Tastes so good With Oscar de la Renta [EVELYN] The ginger mango soy black ba** Complements the beige Bill Bla** I will not touch A drop of red wine [ALL] Don't wanna ruin the Calvin Klein Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani Moschino, Alia, or Norma Kamali Should I rock The Betsey Johnson Or stick with cla**ic Comme des Garçon No parachute Or Fiorucci I'm with Prada I'm with Gucci When one goes shopping It's best to take care As some of us know You are what you wear [EVELYN, spoken] I will try on These Maud Frizon [COURTNEY, spoken] I think I'll go To Ferragamo [EVELYN, spoken] I don't know if I'm such a fan Of your purple suede Charles Jourdan [ALL, spoken] But let's be clear There's nothing ironic About our love of Manolo Blahnik No, there's nothing Remotely ironic About our love of Manolo Blahnik [BOTH] Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani Moschino, Alia, or Norma Kamali Should I rock The Betsey Johnson Or stick with cla**ic Comme des Garçon In a certain kind of neighborhood You might get away with Vivian Westwood But by von Furstenberg we swear It's a wrap You are what you wear [EVELYN, spoken] Hello? [JEAN, spoken] Hi, Evelyn? I have Patrick for you [EVELYN, spoken] Patrick, are you getting excited, birthday boy? Now, listen, your brother and mother are already here - she won't take off her sungla**es, she refuses to say anything - I'm worried she hates me, Patrick [PATRICK BATEMAN, spoken] No, she doesn't, she's just heavily medicated. Listen, can we add Paul Owen to the mix? [EVELYN, spoken] What? Add who? [PATRICK BATEMAN, spoken] Paul. Owen. Read my lips: it's for work [EVELYN, spoken] No, you are not screwing up my dinner party with your latest neurotic obsession [PATRICK BATEMAN, spoken] He's coming, Evelyn! I invited him, it's my birthday dinner [EVELYN, spoken] I will not have an odd number at my table, Patrick! This isn't Brooklyn! [PATRICK BATEMAN, spoken] Well, invite someone else. Can't Courtney bring Luis? [COURTNEY, spoken] Luis is flying back from Phoenix tonight [EVELYN, spoken] Luis is unavailable [PATRICK BATEMAN, spoken] f** sake, Evelyn, it doesn't matter. I'll bring Jean. Jean, are you still on the line [JEAN, spoken] I am [PATRICK BATEMAN, spoken] So, do you have plans tonight? [JEAN, spoken] No, nothing I couldn't change, but Patrick, look, I- [PATRICK BATEMAN, spoken] Perfect, then you'll come to Evelyn's [JEAN, spoken] What do I wear? [PATRICK BATEMAN, spoken] What you have on is...acceptable [JEAN, spoken] What am I supposed to do? [PATRICK BATEMAN, spoken] Simple recon, Jean. Find out how a douchebag like Paul Owen managed to score the Fischer account [ALL] Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani Moschino, Alia, or Norma Kamali Should I rock The Betsey Johnson Or stick with cla**ic Comme des Garçon No parachute Or Fiorucci I'm with Prada I'm with Gucci Missoni, Versace Which one is best? The guys just buzz Do I look under-dressed?