Kathy Brier - Another Dead Cow lyrics

[MAGGIE] Boys, it's time for you to wake up and smell the music, we obviously got ourselves a predicament. [BUD] Alright, I admit it! Bossie's thin as a fishing pole… [NED] Bessie's flat as a flounder… [ROY] Little Bonnie, God rest her soul was barely one quarter pounder! [BUD] I checked my bovine manual and I find no definition [BUD & NED] Even this revised eedition, does not mention malnutrition [ROY] Gussie died of a hacking cough Clara drowned in the feeding trough [ALL] Why would the Lord wanna carry them off Dang! We've got another dead cow, and the rent is overdue… [BUD] We're facing poverty! [ALL] Got another dead cow, and we're up to twenty-two [ROY] Better make that twenty-three [ALL] Sweet Jesus now I'm petrified [NED] They're gonna repossess my double-wide! [ALL] Got another dead cow and I'm thinking of blaming - [MAGGIE] You wanna be watchin that kinda talk let's not go there let's guide this train of thought back toward the depot we've gotta figure out what's wrong with these cows [ALL] Something's making 'em cough and wheeze Slowly drivin them to their knees [BUD] It's gotta be some contagious disease [ALL] A PLAGUE! We got another dead cow and we don't know why they die [MAGGIE] We've got to find the link [ALL] Got another dead cow and apocalypse draws nigh! [BUD] You went to college; think! [ALL] Well. SOMEthing's bound to raise a flag! [LORRAINE] Like the little bat boy they found in the bag? [ALL] Got another dead c... Got another de... Got ano... G... Got another dead cow but I'm telling you now I'm making a vow by the sweat of my brow gonna figger out who and what and how and why! [ROY] Maybe it's this rotten plague [ALL] Why... [BUD] Think Dr. Parker will put it down [ALL] Why... [LORRAINE: Dr. Parker is a good man [ALL] Why... [LORRAINE] He'll just k** it [ALL] Why…