Kate Miller-Heidke - Are You f**ing Kidding Me lyrics

They say everyone should have Their heart broken at least once That that is how you grow emotionally Well, I have been misused By many, many, many men But nothing can compare To how you treated me At times it really felt as though The pain was here to stay And though it's many years ago I feel it to this day And now You want to be my friend on Facebook Are you f**ing kidding me? All the memories are coming back to me now All the ways you stole the light from my eyes I traveled so far just to get away from you 'Til this morning's friend request surprise At times it really felt as though I'd never smile again You narcissistic a**hole, oh You nasty, nasty man And now You want to be my friend on Facebook Are you f**ing kidding? I don't want to know What kind of co*ktail you are Or which member of the Beatles Or which nineteen fifties movie star I don't give a toss If you're a ninja or a pirate I suspect you'd be a pirate But I don't want to verify it And I don't give a sh** What your stripper name is Or if your kitty had a litter Look, just follow me on Twitter I don't care about your family tree And I certainly don't want you Porking me (Again) So now You want to be my friend on Facebook Oh, you f**ing, f**ing f**