Kate Micucci - Dear Deer lyrics

Dear Deer, I am writing you a letter in the hopes that you'll learn better not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania Cause my dad's in a tree waiting to k** ya just be warned Some say Dreaming till tomorrow that I'll wash away your sorrow But I'm telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed if you do you'll end up sitting in a pot roast it's not fair some say Pennsylvania's sunny I prefer to say it's gunny Okay, maybe that's not funny, but either way it's way too punny I know Okay Dear deer New Jersey just might suit you Because there they cannot shoot you But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun But better than a man holding a shotgun Don't you think? I'm just writing to remind you that an orange man will find you Sneak up right behind you seal the fate that's been a**igned to you Just know that your population's shrinking and the Pennsylvania thinking is just backward and 'll leave you cold and mounted on a placard It's not fair Deer I hope that you can hear me Cause I think of you so "deer-ly" So I'll write each sentence clearly And I'll sign it with sincerely K-A-T-E Kate!