Kate McKinnon - Welcome to Manhood lyrics

Welcome to having all of the power And welcome to k**ing the earth and all of its flowers Welcome to raping everything you come in contact with And welcome to giving us all trust issues and self-hatred Welcome to manhood Welcome to being able to k** anything you want get away with it--especially if you're white Even when it's bad it's good for you I mean, even if you're not white you can k** a woman, nobody will really care Welcome to the lesser gender you're a murderer Even if what you k** is the soul of a small girl You k** and you k** and you never ever stop And now all women are zombies and we're all dead inside You can be fat and still have s** as long as you're rich You can put your dick in anything you want, even a pie, there's movies about it I want to thank you I can't be alone in a parking lot Thank you I can't be alone in an elevator And thank you A penis represents d**h to me And thank you Heteros**ual intercourse is rape You invented God so we would have to cook dinner every night, hey now And welcome to manhood