Kate Campbell - Jesus And Tomatoes lyrics

I bought a pack of seeds Tennessee Bradleys The best homegrown you'll find How it happened I don't know Must've been the Miracle-Gro Oh I could not believe my eyes In my tomato bed A holy image blood red Smile, God loves you I see him on the vine This just might be a sign Help me I'm confused So many brands to choose Jesus and tomatoes coming soon Folks came from miles around They laid their money down To see that ripe phenomenon It even made the evening news And had a website too This vegetable from heaven (or is it a fruit) What rose up from the dirt Now sells on t-shirts The profits kept rolling in I prayed they'd never end And filed for tax exemption I heard a knocking at my door It was a lawyer for the Lord Saying don't do this no more I said come and dine with me We'll have a BLT