I woke this morn And there beside my bed I lay two stockings One was green and one was red Should I put them on my feet ....... Mmmmmmmmmmm I think I'll wear my port starboard socks They'll bring me luck tonight The red one's on the left foot And the green one's on the right I love to wear my port starboard socks They chase my blues away When I wear my port starboard socks It's Christmas every day Stop and go Hot and cold The anger and the envy Red and green A Christmas scene The holly and the ivy I think I'll weave port starboard socks For Santa on his reindeer I'll find a great big cardboard box And fill it with good cheer A streak of red and one of green Like ribbons wound and curled We'll make a great big Christmas wreath That goes around the whole world Stop and go Hot and cold The anger and the envy Red and green A Christmas scene The holly and the ivy I woke this morn And there beside my bed I lay two stockings One was green and one was red Should I put them on my feet ....... Mmmmmmmmmmm