Katastrophy Wife - Busiest Shopping Day Of The Year lyrics

This guy comes into the restaurant I guess his name was like Paris So I bet his parents thought he should be all cultural So he goes is this real bu*ter? He sticks his finger in it and goes make sure this is real bu*ter take it back to the cook I said of-course it's bu*ter you mother f**er So I bring it back he sticks his finger in it and he goes Oh, I Can Not Believe It's Real bu*ter And I go I saw you in the paper the other day You know what you are? You're a wife beater So I see this article in the paper I think it's called the North Easter And there sure as sh** there's his name Saw him on the freeway These witnesses beating the sh** out of his wife Mister bu*ter batter I can't believe it's bu*ter mother f**er Telling me to check the bu*ter While he's thinking about beating his wife Thos SUV SOB's you know the type They come in and it's all the same Making new stuff up... He came back again He came back one more time And he said oh you're so special And I said I'm special, I'm special Got bra** in pocket I'll show you bra** in pocket I'll show you I'll show you bra** I'll show you