Karl Alvarez - On Paper lyrics

I'm not so easy on the eye It's been said my face can make an onion cry I mean no harm, but I've got the charm Of a murdering serial raper I never get none, and I know why But there's more to me than meets the eye The real live me ain't certified But I look good on paper Statistically I'm far above the rest I do my homework, never have to guess My social life's an empty wreck Romance is an alien labor There are things about me you'll never know Unless you scratch the surface and look below My resume is solid gold I look good on paper I got straight A's on every test A perfect credit score My ledger's never in the red I look good on paper I never get none, and I know why But there's more to me than meets the eye If you got the time I'm qualified I look good on paper