Got up this morning to make some coffee Everything s**s today Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me Everything s**s today Got up on the wrong side of life this morning Nothing today is gonna go my way Horoscope told me lies this morning I don't think anything is gonna be okay Today Everything s**s today Everything s**s today Everything s**s today Right girl didn't call and the wrong one's Knockin' Everything s**s today Flat tire on my car so I guess I'm walkin Everything s**s today Taxman came and took my money Now all my other bills are gonna be late My girlfriend's movin in this morning I don't think anything is gonna be okay Today Everything s**s today Everything s**s today Everything s**s today Got up on the wrong side of life this morning Nothing today is gonna go my way Horoscope told me lies this morning I don't think anything is gonna be okay Today Everything s**s today Everything s**s today Everything s**s today