Kardi - Joke! lyrics

[Verse 1: Kardi] Nowadays yo, everyone's a rapper This n***a's a stoner, and this n***a's a trapper This dude is a pretty boy, but he look like the Krakken Authentic as dentures, these n***as just actors I don't get it, these n***as pathetic You ain't smoke before, now you do cuz Wiz said it? And they got the nerve to walk around big headed Think that you iller for a second, muhf**a you should dead it My competition is hilarious, b That ain't your life, you living thru your lines vicariously Comparatively, these n***as like errors to me Cuz all y'all sound the same to a varied degree I really hate to break it to you, but there's no hope You got a couple fans, but you never gon' blow I don't know who lied to you, cuz you're not dope If you're asking why I'm laughing, it's your rapping, you're a joke [Hook: Kardi] You dudes funny to me You dudes funny to me Dudes funny to me Fronting like you stunting but you nothing to me (x2) [Verse 2: Kardi] (Knock knock) Who's there (Wack n***as) Who cares? Throne is occupied, ain't no room here for two heirs My workout clothes fresher than your new gear With them tight a** jeans, dressing like you queer Don't get it twisted, man, a n***a ain't hating They ask if someone iller, I Sanaa like Lathan That Sally sh** you making though, I know that you faking Front like you a thug, your crew is Saints like Payton It's funny, you be in the studio endlessly I take months off and you still can't contend with me You got it, or you don't, evidently it ain't meant to be Cuz I spit real sh**, you rhyme what you pretend to be That wack sh** is not me, the game is sloppy Hear a wack song & make an even worse copy They ask me, “Kardi, why you so co*ky?” I tell em I'll be humble when there's someone who can stop me [Hook: Kardi] You dudes funny to me You dudes funny to me Dudes funny to me Fronting like you stunting but you nothing to me (x2) [Verse 3: Kardi] How many rappers do it take to change a lightbulb? I'd think 3'll do 1 to do it and film it and put on YouTube 1 to make a song about it with a corresponding dance And 1 to email blast everyone from here to France Wouldn't do a track with ya if you the last spitter Your girl hit me up cuz she said you can't dick her Corny fedora wearing a** n***as “Your favorite Carter probably Aaron” a** n***as Me? I grew up on Biggie, Jay-Z, & Nas You rapping like you grew up on Ginger, Baby, and Posh And I can't even tell you imitators or not Cuz this sh** is not techno, I think you maybe forgot Yo, make up your mind, try to sing or try to rhyme And they'll support you now, might as enjoy well the shine But dudes'll realize all that sh** you say is lies And n***as'll start laughing in a matter of time [Hook: Kardi] You dudes funny to me You dudes funny to me Dudes funny to me Fronting like you stunting but you nothing to me (x2)