I might be dumb and ready But I'm not so easy when I'm loaded When I'm loaded To a heart from a slow bleed And it's a cinch when you're only seventeen Today I'm seventeen again, again It's a d**h kit and it's a racket But it's a tip that you can't miss You can't miss When you're a step child of the free world And you'll get caught on every slip Every slip Today I'm seventeen again, again Half the morning is always gone And the night before is much too long Much too long And it's slow day in a slow year And seventeen seems so near Seems so near