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[Verse 1: Kaitlyn] Did you know a fact about the everyman chink? They love to sniff white women's a**es that stink They've all got little tiny co*ks, oh yeah They all wanna chew on white women's socks, so bad But most of all they like to eat crap They cherish it so much, it's like an artifact They really love the smell a soggy green sh** They smear it in their nose and in their mouths and in their slits Hong, chong, hong, chong, hong, chong, kong Little chinky-winkies got little tiny dongs Asian men are creepy, goddamn, what do they do? They eat pieces of food straight from your f**ing poo [Chorus: Kaitlyn and Matt] Chinks like it when white women sh** in their Asian f**in' mouths Don't they? (Yes, ma'am) Chinks like it when white women sh** in their Asian f**in' mouths Don't they? (Yes, ma'am) [Verse 2: Kaitlyn] They like taco sh**, burrito sh**, chili sh**, bean sh** Multicolored sh**, black sh**, brown sh**, green sh** They like fresh sh**, stale sh**, mushy sh**, jelly sh** They like big sh**, small sh**, 'specially love smelly sh** They like hard sh**, soft sh**, smooth sh**, rough sh** They like my sh**,all sh** No, you don't like sh**? Tough sh** [Chorus] [Bridge] Kaitlyn: Don't you wanna eat my sh**? Matt: Yes, I wanna eat your sh** Kaitlyn: Don't you wanna kiss my sh**? Matt: Yes, I wanna kiss your sh** Kaitlyn: Don't you wanna s** my sh**? Matt: Yes, I wanna s** your sh** Kaitlyn: Don't you wanna f** my sh**? Matt: Yes, I wanna f** your sh**! *sounds of Matt s**ing and Kaitlyn swooning* Kaitlyn: Goddamn, that's some good sh**! [Chorus] [Bridge] Kaitlyn: Then here ya go! *splatter, sounds of Matt licking*