I'm overworked and I'm overweight I can't remember when I last had a date Oh, I didn't expect it to go down this way I used to love and I used to be loved And now love's a scary thing to think of Oh, I didn't expect it to go down this way I been dating for years, honey, that ain't natural I thought by now I'd find my man and settle down Ain't a good one left in town I'm lonely, how in the world did I end up lonely? I knew life would be hard, but I didn't know how hard I thought by now I'd be happy Who's happy? Honey, not me I'm lonely, how in the world did I end up lonely? Oh, I didn't expect it to go down this way No, I didn't expect it to go down this way Oh I, I didn't expect it to go down this way