K-Rino - Cartoon Orgie lyrics

[K-Rino] I went to a 'Cartoon Orgie', about a quarter to two Saw Miss Piggy jacking off Winnie the Pooh Yosemite Sam was fussing at this freak Cause he heard she been riding Daffy Duck all week Now he clip smooth pulled up riding a Caddy Hounding the sh** out of Peppermint Patty Pop Eye boned Olive Oyl to the finish What he ate that night made him say, "f** spinach!" Two of the Chipmunks had skipped a cla** Now Casper's in the back making friends with that a** Yogi caught Boo-Boo in the sack with Ranger Smith They call him Boo-Boo cause he's full of sh** Shaggy and Scooby-Doo was having a fight Over who was gonna get to f** Daphne that night Snagglepuss stepped up and said, "Be cool" Y'all ain't getting sh**, she on her period fools Lion-O said I'll be back tomorrow I'll have me a ho if I can catch Cheetara Speedy Gonzales said, "Forget it, I'll stop her" Put some Spanish Fly in her milk, then he popped her Goofy was f**ing Wonder Woman undercover She was burnt so he used Plastic Man as a rubber Fred came with Wilma but he couldn't cut it So ___ paint that a** till Fat Albert nutted Oil Can Harry was tryna be slick So Mighty Mouse came and beat him down real quick A knock on the front door broke all the front up Bugs Bunny busted in holding a gun up [Hook: K-Rino] At the.. At the Cartoon Orgie I'm at the Cartoon Orgie Ooh I'm at the Cartoon Orgie [K-Rino] He said, "Yo, I really hate to stall you hoes But I'm here to pick my money up from all you hoes" Mad about the freaks they had gone and got So sprayed George Jetson with a warning shot But fresh out the clan was Peter Pan, a clever man Came with a 4-5-6 from Neverland Bugs lit a cigarette and stuck it In his mouth, looked around, got naked and said, "f** it!" Bullwinkle hand many mouths all wet Richie Rich had long run around a train on Smurfette Walked in a room tryna get with mine Caught the Wonder Twins in a 69 Sylvester the Cat saw Cheetara and Speedy Got pissed off and started sitting on Tweety Penelope Pitstop got pregnant It's Aquaman's baby but she blamed it on Garfield Some chick was all over Barney's jock Betty stepped up and they made the Bedrock Petunia Pig freaked every man in the place I ain't gonna front, she even sat on my face [Hook: K-Rino] At the.. At the Cartoon Orgie I'm at the Cartoon Orgie Ooh I'm at the Cartoon Orgie