K. Flay - Guinevere lyrics

Lyrics by MC Lars, YTCracker and K.Flay Music by K.Flay YTCracker: They call me arthur ruler of camelot I'm a demigod got a team of knights Got a sword name excalibur legendary damager Everyone knows i'm the round table manager Lordship had a courtship with a broad named guenviere She's a little cute but I fear My chief knight lance he's got the hots For my fair maiden a crush of sorts Don't want to rush to conclusions But when he's around it's a little confusing Can't tell if she's faithful but i'm getting a vibe That she's cheating on me and sneaking behind My back should I put lance on the rack? Interrogate him does she want to marry him? I hope not hope it's my imagination ‘Cause I'd be crushed if she really likes him Chorus: YTCracker: I love her MC Lars: I love her too K.Flay: I'm caught in between both of you MC Lars: Arthur got played! YTCracker: I feel betrayed K.Flay: From Dark Ages to present day K.Flay: Arthur, yeah I met him at school He seemed real cool but he wasn't Said he'd treat me like a queen, give me everything I needed But he gave me nothing You may have a fancy sword, but up in the sack I'm feeling hella bored So I hit up my PC, online, to find a new boy toy to be mine Lars: The name's Lancelot I break dance a lot Rolled up in my Caddy to Camelot Homegirl hit me up, click, send K.Flay: Want a royal DL girlfriend? Lars: So hey Gwuinevere come and dance with me The smarted thing you ever did was take a chance with me Whatever tickles your fancy I punked that punani like Sid and Nancy… oh! Repeat chorus K.Flay: Facebook posts from Lancelot Took one look at me, I made them pants all drop We did things you couldn't watch on cable Even got down on the damn Round Table Playing to dudes like Monopoly Then I kick them to the curb like purple properties Though men may try they can not be the boss of me No more Ms. Nice Girl, fistier than the spiciest Spice Girl All day on my grind, boys try to hit keep money on my mind Independent now I roll in a habit Dollar, dollar bills, I grab it Guinevere busts balls Shout outs to my ladies at Seneca Falls YTCracker Times never change in the camelot lair Sent a squire to her room and she wasn't there In the future, will people have the same problems? How will they cope and how will they solve them? Put her face in my book I should post some signs All around my kingdom then she'll be mine Again, yeah that's the ticket I never thought dames could be so wicked Repeat chorus