Justin De Nobrega - Laf Nag lyrics

[Verse 1: Max] At the end of the day I'm on my way Home on the highway Thank God it's Friday Max Normal in '95 You know the vibe Push some overtime Clock out Then home to the wife Then I noticed that don't know here the hell I am Must've taken a wrong turn sh**, let me phone home Hey honey Listen don't get cross I'm going to be a little late I'm just a bit lost (You promised you'd be home Max...I can't believe this....don't do this to me....don't do this to me) What? You're breaking up I've got a bad reception I've got crap connection I'm just gonna get directions! Stop at the intersection Wind down my window To speak to some kids But before I speak the kids go [Chorus] Tik tik lollipop Neus vol gom Al hier vir 'n g**n Rou soos die son / Rol tot die son Brand jou uit die prentjie volkom Papa papa pas op vir die Neon Don X2 [Verse 2: Max, Knoffel Bruin and Neon Don] Uhh-'kay not sure what the hell that was all about Let me speak to these two guys coming 'round the corner now Hey! 'tsek julle! Gan speel 'n ander plek of gan maak vir jou ma 'n koppie tea! Can I help you? Hey guys made a bum steer Do you know how I get to the highway from here? Check the plains Is kinda hard to explain I still don't want to put a klomp strain on your brain What are you doing? It's okay We can show you the way If you want to get to the highway drive straight Hi, I'm Max Normal Dress code strictly formal? ND: Naa kwaai KB: Ek se ons rob die vokken naai ND: Hou jou bek; voetsek KB: Ek sal doen wat ek wil ND: Hier's 'n pil KB: Heysa! ND: Trek 'n diep skyf in ou chill Turn left here Maxi Righto you got it Awe my cuzzi, a genuine leather wallet! Ow wie's die duidelike meisie? KB: Wys my ND: Kyk hier KB: Hello baby! That's my wife ND: Je' Max You got a nice suit But wys me Now kykie Why you wearing my shoes? These are my shoes Come now don't be insecure I'm a size 9 let me try them on to be sure Daar's it nou Lekker snug like a glove Take a puff my bru No thank you Smoke this or I'll smoke you Uh uh, uh uh Max, that won't do Don't take a moffie skyf Max, you better klap it Puff it Do it quick or kick the bucket! [Chorus] [Verse 4] Wooh Jesus H. Christ We going home? I don't know In slow-mo, in deep space now Getting insecure Very bad feeling Creeping slowly I need to go sleep Or go pee A homie Laughing at me With no teeth Oh jeez This sh** is so deep My brain's custard What's happening?I don't understand Max in Wonderland Wearing nothing but his flipping underpants Neon Don's in my socks and my shoes Plus he's rocking my shoes f** it I'm too High to open up the door let me climb through The window Huh, where are we? Half inside half outside my body What's that noise? Sounds like a party Down a little pa**age we go open a black gate (Just go through the back gate!) Huh could it be?! And old lady reading a bible in bed watching TV By the back door Into the backyard I'm at peace thank God What the? A big black dog! Voetsek (Hey!) The lights get dim Everybody says hi to Don I'm with him A lot of b**b tube tops A lot of low ride jeans Hi everybody don't mind me Cold beer's pumping out the freezer in the garage Don getting jiggy with some chicky with a fat arse Some guys by the braai playing Dominoes go (Go Donny Don, go Donny Don go) God my head's fried I've got the red eyes Little kids running around way after bed time Looking funky in my undies Still need to wee Don grabs the mic on the karaoke machine Wie maakie jol vol? (Donnie maakie jol vol) X2 Go Donnie, go go, go Donnie, go go Go Donnie, go go, go Donnie, go go) Maxi in die ghetto (A nutty ghetto) X2 Go Maxi! Say say, go Maxi! Say say, go Maxi! Say say) Yepa! [Verse 3] My mind's open Third eye strobing When Neon Don's brand new cellphone rings Hello? (Is Max there?) Just hang on: it's your wife Maxi Hi honey (I thought you were dead) Don't say that I'm just hanging with some new friends in the Cape flats (Are you freaking mad Max!) Hey don't say that Listen I've got another call on hold I'll call straight back [Chorus] [Verse 4] It's the start of a new day I'm on my way Home on the highway In my underpants Hitch-hiking Mirror's [?] I was so frightened Wooh, what a night man Ooh, there's a white van, cool I'm so glad you guys stopped Out the white van jumps two white cops Cop: Is everything alright with you? Nee, alles is kwaai my bru