I heard ya wanna know about me, Where I'm at and who I be And why they call me Jumpsteady I'm just a ninja from the Carnival grounds With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth I heard ya wanna know about me, Where I'm at and who I be And why they call me Jumpsteady I'm just a ninja from the Carnival grounds With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth My name is Jumpsteady But are you punks ready for the samurai machete To make you make your betty Of the ones to contend, steppin upon my path With inferior dextior, don't make me laugh I'm a daredevil and Bruce banner rolled into one 'Cuz ya wouldn't wanna make me angry and you're blind, son To some of the things, tactics and such That we apply to the Carnival So check nuts! I'm the jack of many trades, glued to the old days Laughed at in the hallways, f**ed them b**hes anyway I wonder what they're doing today Most of them b**hes probably broke, homeless, tricked out, or underpaid How the pendulum swings - Laugh now and cry tomorrow In exchange for the happiness and sorrow Time will borrow And again unfold and better like Casting corrupt souls deeper in the shadows of night C'mon! I heard ya wanna know about me, Where I'm at and who I be And why they call me Jumpsteady I'm just a ninja from the Carnival grounds With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth I heard ya wanna know about me, Where I'm at and who I be And why they call me Jumpsteady I'm just a ninja from the Carnival grounds With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth Where I'm at is in your earholes Bumpin outta ya stereo Loud enough to crack your tinted windows And I suppose that ya still don't know How I exceed to levels that ain't never been seen before Master of the Shaolin Tiger walk while joustin' No hand blimp right hand and round housin' Beatin like the beat of the drum Slightly sicker than some And I exterminate beef so you don't want none J is for the journey and the thieving gain Followed by the U - uncanny And completely insane M is for the madness spawning my ideas And P is for Psychopathic and props to people that see us Steady, steady like a Chevy Out of control With no brakes and wrapped around a phone pole Then I explode on the world like C-4 Before the demo team can even hit the door I heard ya wanna know about me, Where I'm at and who I be And why they call me Jumpsteady I'm just a ninja from the Carnival grounds With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth I heard ya wanna know about me, Where I'm at and who I be And why they call me Jumpsteady I'm just a ninja from the Carnival grounds With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth I'm the last seconds on a doomsday clock Like an open box of Anthrax chillin on a desktop Execution and illusion of art Like a wizard's magic pencil steady aiming at your heart Always backed by the hatchet Drop a body in a casket Like a guillotine, rollin heads in a basket As for the busters unleashing some rage, In the folds of my jacket I cradle my gauge I heard ya wanna know about me, Where I'm at and who I be And why they call me Jumpsteady I'm just a ninja from the Carnival grounds With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth I heard ya wanna know about me, Where I'm at and who I be And why they call me Jumpsteady I'm just a ninja from the Carnival grounds With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth I heard ya wanna know about me, Where I'm at and who I be And why they call me Jumpsteady I'm just a ninja from the Carnival grounds With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth I heard ya wanna know about me, Where I'm at and who I be And why they call me Jumpsteady I'm just a ninja from the Carnival grounds With so much flavor that I blow the taste up outcha mouth *screaming* Alright alright and yesiree! A clean hit! A perfect hit! And no pain for the target. Too bad the guy was only 38. Just 2 years older, He'da been worth 3 times the points. But for the second year in a row, Machine Gun Joe, has splattered the...