Jumbo Dyho - Trashtalk lyrics

[Verse] I'll choke you to d**h with my digital watch Then piss on your corpse with my co*k And cap your dome with my Glock Take a '44, shoot up thirteen, Columbine all over again This'll be more controversial than dating a man Dylan and Eric, kind of a little hysterical For history, this'll last forever You'll die on this rollercoaster, and I hit the lever Pig latin, I still cuss you out Uck-fay ou-yay ut-slay, hit you in the head And black out like Billy Mays Except you'll live for days After that, cause I'll smack up A person that's black, even though I'm not racist, they think I am Talk about rape to the tune of Mary Had A Little Lamb I'll snap you like a polaroid picture Blood and semen, that's a good mixture Maybe that was a little bit fragile Pull your pants up, call you Urkel Execution by stoning, while I'm home alone Talking to Limp Bizkit about their career on the phone Leave a sh**ty message at the tone Crack your skull open, and s** on a bloody lollipop Unlike N.W.A, I don't sh** talk about cops I'll sock em in the face, when their teeth decay If they cheat on me, I'll cap 'em both like O.J Simpson, my favorite show is The Simpsons Lip sync like Ashlee Simpson and dance like a retard Becoming an American citizen, forgot your green card I an*lly insert c**aine, it hurts But it's okay, cause in a little, I won't feel the pain Cause there will be silver in my brain, to make me go insane Go in the insane membrane, f**ing Lois Lane in Spain Caution tape and the metal chain, stab you in the cranium But at least you fight better than everyone in WrestleMania But you try and you try, but all I want you to do is die More worthless than octopus p**n, and hentai I don't wanna lie, it's better than f**ing a guy Well, if you're straight, I guess, why not? What's more redneck than oral s** in the parking lot Talking about s** and d**, the FCC gets pissed Like every girl that gets their period I don't know if your life is high quality You got buckteeth, probably living in Tennessee