Julius Sharpe - I Can't Poop In Strange Places lyrics

[Verse 1] [Peter:] I can't poop in strange places [Quagmire:] Strange places [Peter:] I can only poop in my home It's as though I'm watched by strange faces [Quagmire:] Strange faces [Peter:] It's why I never roam [Interlude] [Patron:] Excuse me, I just wanna grab one of those newspapers. [Quagmire:] Just grab one and go! [Patron:] I'm looking for a job, okay?!! [Verse 2] [Peter:] I've left Stewie alone with strangers [Quagmire] Strangers... [Peter:] To satisfy my fecal needs... [Chorus: Peter & Quagmire] I've put my whole family in danger To poop before my an*s bleeds Home bowl, home bowl You know just what I need Home bowl, home bowl Poop before my an*s bleeds