Caesar: Y'all already know who I am The only third that matters in the triumvirate I eat Germanic tribes for breakfast I got the entire government on my blacklist I'm the OG bad boy of Rome Been ballin' since I came out of the womb I'm MC JC And this is the story of Ambiorix. Ambiorix. Ambiorix. Ambiorix Caesar: I led my army into Gaul straight outta Italy The droughts had hit so I had to station my soldiers a little differently Initially, instantly, split them up with my ability And thus the scarcity of corn was easily remedied There was a man Tasgetius who helped me in the wars So I restored his royalty for loyalty in his state but when his Personal enemies k**ed him in the third year of his reign I sent Lucius Placus, to put a stop to their parade About fifteen days after L.P. arrived at the scene Insurrection rose like acne in a teen We had soldiers tryna get the wood back to camp When a Treviri leader came with his men to attack We ascended the ramparts, and we took up arms We defended hiberna, and we stopped the harm and I sent my knight in shining armor C. Arpineius to speak to the Eburones' leader, that Belgian string bean Ambiorix. Ambiorix. Ambiorix. Ambiorix Ambiorix: I told that Roman skum I was indebted to Caesar I told him so sincerely that there was no way we could beat them Yeah, what a lie I readied armies and nations Call me Donald Trump lying in a tax evasion I'm the mastermind behind uniting the Gauls I'm the one that's gonna bring Julius to his downfall Told that fool that Germans were comin, crossin' the river, y'all better start runnin Plannin' my ambush with deceit and cunnin, forget about Caesar, my tactics are stunnin' Soldier: (triplet feel) Back at the camp, tryna come up with a plan, land about to become A war like Iran, argument up in this van, we stay or we Run, defend or be done All through the night we were packing our bags and losing our sleep, worn by fatigue we were tired indeed Then at daybreak we went fast, but all of our noise through the night, led to our fall, it led to their plight, the enemies found us and started a fight and we fought them on sight, we tried to stay strong, against all the odds, soldiers non-stop Caesar: Titurius could not be depended upon, his sk** and strategy gone, unprepared and confused he was, luckily Sabinus took charge, cuz he knew to make battle plans before we all started, before he departed , all soldiers formed into an orb, they tossed their baggage and began to settle the score, they made the most having been ambushed in war, but the enemies tore, ripping through men with the spears that they threw, commanded by him, a fool I had been, nightmare indeed, now that I see, the evilest deed, the evilest creed Ambiorix. Ambiorix. Ambiorix. Ambiorix