Let's get stupid Vague (Vague) I'm not thinking nothing Come on, get vague Let your body move without thinking Come on, get vague Let your IQ drop while you bop Vanna White, Ed McMahon Nicolette Sheridan Mary Hart, Chuck Woolery Are as vague as they can be Brooke Shields, Dawber, Pam Personality of Spam Christie Brinkley, Brosnan, Pierce Bland and boring something fierce Wilson Phillips loved to sing And wreck the cover of a magazine Daniel Quayle's brain is gone Debbie Gibson gives good yawn Kelly LeBrock thinks she's great She's just cold boogers on a paper plate Why they're famous we don't know But Paula Abdul's gotta go Ladies with no point of view Fellows who don't have a clue If they're stars, then you can do it Just be vague, there's nothing to it Vague (Vague) Vague.