[VICTORIA] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, da, da There was once a shady dame from Seville Used to wander 'roud the town dressed to k** And men, if they dared, stood and stared When she pa**ed their way The lady knocked 'em out But there's no doubt 'Cause they'd shout, "Olé" all day Seville isn't that much to shout about But when she was out traffic stood still Dressed like a vamp or a Pamplona tramp She could stampede the menfolk at will One day came a world famous matador Rat-tat at her door, bearing a rose If he distressed her, disturbing her siesta It's best to say nobody knows The rest of the tale's not a pretty one Pity one isn't for sale, only two ears and a tail Did they find by the blind on her sill No one knows what became of the shady dame La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, ah, a-ha Ah, ah The shady dame From Seville [ENSEMBLE] "Olé!"