When I see you on the street I wanna run right up And jump all over you But that isn't polite They might take me away Probably put me in jail ’Cause I couldn't behave Like a person should behave If only we were dogs It would be so easy to be Happy happy happy You'd be scratching at my door When you wanna be let in Then we'd wrestle in the mud Till I had you on your back We'd be howling at the night Baring our teeth when we're mad So we'd know exactly where we stand If only we were dogs It would be so easy to be Happy happy happy oh Licking crumbs off plates together Sleeping all day Doing things that feel good Never any remorse or shame If only we were dogs It would be so easy to be Happy happy happy oh If only we were dogs If only we were dogs If only we were dogs If only we were dogs