Dear Catastrophe Waitress Dear Catastrophe Waitress I'm sorry that you seem to have the weight of the world over you I cherish your smile There's a word of peace on your lips Say it, and with tenderness I'll cherish you Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend I'm sorry if he hit you with a full can of Coke It's no joke Your face is bleeding You'll soon be leaving this town to the clowns who worship No one but themselves No one but themselves Dear Catastrophe Waitress Dear Catastrophe Waitress I'm sorry if the kids hold you in cool disregard I know it's hard Stick to what you know You'll blow them all to the wall When they realise what you've been working for You've been working for You've been working for