Jule Styne - Dainty June and Her Farmboys lyrics

[FARMBOYS] Extra! Extra! Hey, look at the headline! Historical news is being made Extra! Extra! They're drawing a red line Around the biggest scoop of the decade A barrel of charm A fabulous thrill The biggest little headline in vaudeville! [FARMBOYS, spoken] Presenting In person That 5' 2" bundle of dynamite Dainty... June! [JUNE, spoken] Hello, everybody! My name is June! What's yours? [JUNE, sung] I have a moo cow A new cow, A true cow Named Caroline [LOUISE, mooed] Moo, moo, moo, moo! [JUNE] She's an extra-special friend of mine [LOUISE] Moo, moo, moo, moo! [JUNE] I like everything about her fine! [LOUISE] Moo, moo, moo, moo! [JUNE] She likes to 'moooooo' in the moonlight When the mooooody mooooon appears And when she 'mooooos' in the moonlight Gosh, it's moooo-sic to my ears She's so mooooo-sical! She loves a man cow, A tan cow who can cow her With a glance [LOUISE] Moo, moo, moo, moo! [JUNE] When he winks at her, she starts to dance [LOUISE] Moo, moo, moo, moo! [JUNE] It's what grown-ups call a real romance [LOUISE] Moo, moo, moo, moo! [JUNE] But if we mooo-ved to the city Or we settled by the shore She'd make the mooooo-ve 'Cause she loves me more! [Music ends.] [MISS CRATCHITT, spoken] Thank you very much. That's all. [ROSE, spoken] But we have a great finish! [MISS CRATCHITT, spoken] I'm sure, But Mr. Grantziger-- [ROSE, spoken] Ah...hit it! [Music resumes.] [FARMBOYS] Broadway! Broadway! We've missed it so We're leaving soon and taking June To star her in a show! Bright lights, white lights Rhythm and romance The train is late, so while we wait We're gonna do a little dance! [JUNE] Broadway! Broadway! How great you are! I'll leave the farm, with all its charm To be a Broadway star! Bright lights, white lights Where the neons glow My bag is packed, I've got my act So all aboard, C'mon, let's go! [FARMBOYS, spoken] Let's go! [JUNE, spoken] Wait! Stop the train. Stop the music. Stop everything! I can't go to Broadway with you. [TULSA, spoken] Why not, Dainty June? [JUNE] Because... Everything in life that really matters is right here What care I for tinsel, or glamour When I have friendship and true love I'm staying here... with Caroline! [ALL] HOORAY!