JuiceBoxBoys - Oldie lyrics

[Verse 1: J-Definition] Cruising through the neighborhood on four wheels My flow hotter than my old girl with no grill My friends are skaters cause you know they smoke that half pipe About to be up in my place, Jimmy Fallon on late night But this ain't no O'Brien case Planning on managing the game until my dying days The train of thought is crazy, check out all this loco-motion Thumbing threw them bands while they getting high and sipping potions Damn, and now I'm furthering the notions That I'm the greatest and that's what separates us in this motion Or the movement, tryna prove it's how you lose it To the dude that's too prude to get used to all of this ho sh** But focus now, thankful I wrote this down I'm only hoping flowing'll move me forward to getting crown(ed) I was only told there's no way to know if you hold it down But see, I hold it down [Verse 2: Austin AKA Cardigan Kid] All the hoes want my hose, I already know They say I'm the best, I can't be beat in Super Smash Bros My name's Austin Long, it's not a lie I may be short, but big between the thighs All you rappers just talk way too much slander My rhymes are politically correct and hot, like a charmander I spit beats like fire, I am a dragon b**hes love me, I'm the same size as Bilbo Baggins I drop bombs like Khalil and Badr I'm in my Christmas sweater No one can do it better, I'm the man Mobbing in my mini-van So much swag, Sperry's and cuffed-up jeans Too raw, I got b**hes on three knees I'm strong and dark, call me espresso All I do is win when I'm playing Nintendo I lead the ping pong club like Gandalf the Grey When I pour my alphabet soup all I get is A's [Verse 3: Joe AKA Lean Pockits] Call me Joe like I'm sloppy I got that Asian body Flow like wasabi Rapping is my hobby, haters be salty Chill Asian kid, we could kick it like Karate I don't eat dogs, I eat Pot Sticks I don't use a fork, I use chopsticks I go off the top and you know you can't stop it Hard as one of North Korea's rockets My whole crew is so fly My clique is tight just like my eyes Ya'll kids goofy, eat my sushi I roll my seaweed on that sushi Ma**ive fapper, Asian rapper Size don't matter, I rap as hard as Santa Claus My raps have no flaws My balls drop and so do the jaws [Verse 4: Mark AKA Yung Biscuit] My rap's smoother than Rick Ross tits It's Mark T, still hasn't come out of the closet My flow is like the river down in the Amazon I flow so much that I need a dam(n) tampon And I'm always a little too turnt Girls say I look like a TV star, Biggest Loser But it's true, I always wish I was cooler I wish I didn't cry myself to sleep, Lexie Schueler All the fans clap just like your mom's booty Skittles, taste the rainbow, girls think I'm fruity When life gives you lemons, you probably found lemons, yo I got mean bars but I ain't a rapper doe I'm on mushrooms just like I'm Mario Yeah you got some silverware, but really, are you eating though? Got so many fans like they're in the zoo crew Everybody loves me and nobody likes YEWL! [Verse 4: Brandon AKA Goggles] Black girls, they're all I know Opposites of the Eskimo I like it when that weave is red The way I pull it when she gives me head Yeah, the only thing I really need Way to her heart: KFC Oh yeah, the bad b**hes Hurt so bad imma need stitches Shout out to Jen Hudson She's the reason I touch my somethin' They call me Ebony Shieh for a reason Cause whenever I see a black chick my heart stops beating I'm feeling thirsty need grape soda Can someone help me out, maybe Oprah? I guess I'm done rapping now Hey black chicks, I'm always down