Jughead's Revenge - Corporate Bashing lyrics

Everyone'sa s**er For a guy who hates the mainstream If everybody liked it Then it couldn't be PC If the radio will play it Then the band must be a sellout I would never like those guys I heard those guys eat meat They're just too corporate rock for me I'll never drink a Pepsi Or a Coke or Mountain Dew Those companies use small countries And exploit the workers too Everyone will see They pollute the air we breathe Corporations s** to me I hate cops And I hate jobs I hate everything I hate school I hate you And I hate me I don't drink and no s** It just isn't right But fighting a crusade is a natural high I hate CDs but my demos rule I only like bands Before they get cool I guess everyone is different Let them do what they feel When two people like the same thing It's not a big deal But bashing everything that others do is lame Trying to be different Is what makes me the same Anyone's opinion is their own And if you don't like it, Just leave it alone So be an exception to the rule Corporations are pretty cool