Wasted half my f**in' life To learn the golden rule But now I just can't get ahead No matter what I do College education and punk is what to do I was told with proper schooling That I'd get much more Diplomas don't mean sh** to a guy Who sweeps the floors It's a joke and I fell for it A piece of paper is all I have I keep it framed above my bed But I'd rather have decent job instead It only shows I wasted time When I finished school I thought that life Would soon be cool Now I work at hagen-daz and feelin' like a fool I like to dream of Wall St. when I'm sleeping in a slum Now I'm over-qualified and still a useless bum My accounting degree makes it so easy To figure 40 times the minimum wage I spend everyday handing out resumes It's no wonder that I'm filled with this never ending rage Gotta get a better job gotta make ends meet To get my mind out of the gutter and My a** off the street Way too many graduates and far too little jobs Feel like sending applications packed with letter bombs