[MOLOKOV] We wish, no must, make our disgust, For this abuse perfectly clear. We're here for chess-- Are the U.S.? If so, why foul the atmosphere? [FLORENCE] I must protest--our delegation Has a host of valid points to raise [ARBITER] It's not just black and white If I may coin a phrase As any neutral would attest [FLORENCE] Though we concede The fact your masters bend the rules is maybe not your fault. If they withdraw their psychological a**ault Then under protest he'll proceed [MOLOKOV] If your man's so sweet Then why his fighting talk? If he says we cheat Then why on earth did he go take a walk? [FLORENCE] I am not surprised he wanted fresher air Once he realized there was no hope Of your guys playing fair [FLORENCE & ANATOLY] How Sad To See [MOLOKOV & ARBITER] It's very sad to see The ancient and Distinguished game That used to be [ALL] A model of decorum and tranquility Become like any other sport A battleground for rival ideologies To slug it out with glee [ANATOLY] I would say With regard to him It is hard to rebut Ever-growing suspicions My opposition's a nut [FLORENCE] I would have said You'd understand the strain and pressure getting where he's got For then you'd simply call him highly-strung and not Imply that he was off his head [ANATOLY] But how on earth can someone even Half and civilized and nice as you Be part of such a self-destructive Point of view I hope he pays you What you're worth! [ARBITER] I call this tune No one's immune To my power Once in that hall [MOLOKOV] In that case I must ask you Why you now Preside over a brawl [FLORENCE] I'm not getting rich My only interest Is in something which Gives me a chance Of working with the best [ANATOLY] I can only say I hope your dream comes true Till that far-off day I hope you cope With helping number two [FLORENCE & ANATOLY] How Sad To See [MOLOKOV & ARBITER] It's very sad to see The ancient and Distinguished game That used to be [ALL] A model of decorum and tranquility Become like any other sport A battleground for rival ideologies To slug it out with glee