Judy Kuhn - "Let Me Introduce You to My Gay Dad..." lyrics

[JOAN] No, what!? Your Dad? Oh my God Are you okay? [MEDIUM ALISON] I'm fine [JOAN] Are you, are you sure? Do you want to talk about it? [MEDIUM ALISON] No, I don't want to talk about it I don't want to think about it; I want— I don't know C'mon, let's go see what's happening at the gay union [JOAN] Do you want to go to my room? Smoke a joint? [MEDIUM ALISON] Yes I do [ALISON] Caption: My new found queerness wa— No Unable to process the tsunami-like revelation that my father wa— No Tsunami-like? No Caption: I leapt into my new life with both feet And I blocked out everything that was happening at home [BRUCE] Oh, where the hell are John and Christian? [HELEN] John's at Cosgrove's probably [BRUCE] Why? [HELEN] Because he works there [ALISON] I should have been paying attent— Caption: I should have been paying attention [BRUCE] Since when? [HELEN] He's been working there for almost a month [BRUCE] Ohf... [ALISON] And I— Caption: I, I guess I was mad at you [BRUCE] Oh, where's Christian? [HELEN] At Doug's probably, what do you need? [BRUCE] Nothing, nothing I'll do it myself [ALISON] My life had just started to open [BRUCE] Ow! Damn it! Goddamn it! [ALISON] I didn't know... Dad! I had no way of knowing my beginning would be your end [HELEN] Oh my god, the Brimley! Oh my god, what happened? Did it fall? Bruce, the painting— What happ— [BRUCE] I threw it down the f**ing stairs! [HELEN] Why? [BRUCE] I don't know why... [HELEN] I don't know why? [BRUCE] Because no one every f**ing helps me around here! Because— I cannot stand the sound of your hectoring, shrewd voice You just— [HELEN] You stop— You're blaming me for what we've been through?!? I'm on edge Every single— [BRUCE] Every single person in this town knows what kind of man I am! You're the one with the problem! [HELEN] I have to be at school, I'll be at meetings until late [ALISON] I'm drawing, I'm drawing I'm just drawing I'm remembering something that's all... [MEDIUM ALISON] Oh my god I don't want to go in [JOAN] It's going to be okay [MEDIUM ALISON] How is it going to be okay? Everything's— Who knows? Who knows? C'mon in Let me introduce you to my gay dad You know its only been three months Since I left What happened in three months? [MEDIUM ALISON] Hello? I don't know where they are Hey? We're here [JOAN] Oh my god [MEDIUM ALISON] What? [JOAN] You described it but I had no idea [MEDIUM ALISON] Oh. Yeah. I guess it's-- [HELEN] Oh, you're here [MEDIUM ALISON] Hi mom