[Woman] "Hello, what's your name?" [Judge Dread] "Dread" [W] "Not Judge Dread?" [J.D.] "Yes, that's right" [W] "Oh, I've always wanted to meet you" [J.D.] "Oh really, why?" [W] "Oh, I'm a really big fan of yours" [J.D.] "That's very nice of you to say that" [W] "Is It true?" [J.D.] "Is what true?" [W] "What they say about big nine" [J.D.] "Well, I think you'd better have a look for yourself" [W] "Oh, it's true, it's true! Come on Dread, get 'em off" [J.D.] "No, what do you take me for!" [W] "Come on, don't be shy" [W] "Now doesn't that feel better?" [J.D.] "Oh yes, those bloody boots were k**ing me!" [W] "Here, look at this" [J.D.] "Oh my god, I don't believe it!" [W] "Oh come on, touch it" [J.D.] "You must be bloody jokin', you're not even a proper woman! You're a geezer dressed up! you're one of those Trans What do they call 'em Transvestites!" [W] "Oh come on dear, this is 1975" [J.D.] "Oh I don't know, every time I come out, every bloody time, it always ends up in sillys!" [W] "Come home and give me love please" [J.D.] "I'll tell you what, I'll give you bloody love! I'll give you the rough end of a pineapple! Go on, f** off!" [W] "Nasty man you" [J.D.] "Away!" [W] "What?" [J.D.] "Take your soddy handbag with you!" [W] "And I'm not going to buy anymore of your records! f** off!"