Judge Dread - Dread's Almanack lyrics

{Verse 1} I'll tell you a tale of Nelson And when his lordship died From a very honest seamen Who never ever lied Oh he called on Captain Hardy To kiss him 'for he go He said five years on this same ship And now he let's me know {Verse 2} I like the girls who say they do I hate the girls who don't I hate the girls who say they do And then they say they won't But all of the girls I like the best I may be wrong or right Are the ones who say they never do But look as though they might {Verse 3} Flesh young lad was smoking Upon the lower deck The glamorous young clippy Did grab him by the neck She said I'll have to throw you off Or my duty I {?} Do you want to get me into trouble He said yes please, after work {Verse 4} I'll tell you of my Granddad Who is ninety six years old Who cuddled up to Granny Because he felt the cold He asked her, how about it She said, dear go back to sleep Don't let your mind make appointments That your body just can't keep