[Woman]: "Hello, what's your name?" [Judge Dread]: "Dread" [W]: "Not Judge Dread?" [J.D.]: "Yes, that's right" [W]: "Oh, I've always wanted to meet you" [J.D.]: "Oh really, why?" [W]: "Oh, I'm a really big fan of yours" [J.D.]: "That's very nice of you to say that" [W]: "Is It true?" [J.D.]: "Is what true?" [W]: "What they say about big nine" [J.D.]: "Well, I think you'd better have a look for yourself" [zipping noise] [W]: "Oh, it's true, it's true! Come on Dread, get 'em off" [J.D.]: "No, what do you take me for!" [W]: "Come on, don't be shy" [sighing] [W]: "Now doesn't that feel better?" [J.D.]: "Oh yes, those bloody boots were k**ing me!" [W]: "Here, look at this" [J.D.]: "Oh my god, I don't believe it!" [W]: "Oh come on, touch it" [J.D.]: "You must be bloody jokin', you're not even a proper woman! You're a geezer dressed up! Youre one of those Trans... What do they call 'em... Transvestites!" [W, in a deep voice]: "Oh come on dear, this is 1975" [J.D.]: "Oh I don't know, every time I come out, every bloody time, it always ends up in sillys!" [W, in a deep voice]: "Come home and give me love please" [J.D.]: "I'll tell you what, I'll give you bloody love! I'll give you the rough end of a pinapple! Go on, f** off!" [W, sobbing in a high voice]: "Nasty man you" [J.D.]: "Away!" [W]: "What?" [J.D.]: "Take your soddy handbag with you!" [W]: "And I'm not going to buy anymore of your records! f** off!"