Your eyes are all wet now You know that i'm lying I swear i was only protecting your heart But there are some reasons And also some pictures Which if you saw they would rip you apart And i won't watch you cry Goodbye, i'm an a**hole I'm almost a tall guy And fairly good looking So people they trust me but sometimes they're wrong I have often wondered Which one was the taller My old alexander or kubla khan And would they watch you cry Goodbye, i'm an a**hole I was a pig And never no good Now you can see through the streams in your eyes every nickel is wood Your lines are all fading Your model's all last year I am still a young man and i need a new car Your friends will all hate me But i know i'm smarter I'm in love with a fan and she thinks i'm a star And she will never So i won't ever I won't watch you cry Goodbye I won't watch you cry Goodbye, i'm an a**hole