Jt Music - Now Hiring At Freddy’s lyrics

Hey, there pal! looking for work? But sick of being pushed around by lousy bosses? How would you like to run and manage your own business? Well, all we need from you is a little bit of paper work And your soul Become a fazbear franchisee You’re more than family, you’re the star We’ve got a little fixer-upper for you There’s lots of work here to do, so let’s start! Cut some corners if it makes you a profit I promise, you’re gonna go far Frozen pizza’s the best, not one ingredient’s fresh But just tell the customer they are! All these animatronics have made us so famous They’ve got a history, almost all of it’s heinous! But they make us so much money, how could anyone blame us? Savage all the old ones, shouldn’t be dangerous I’ve heard a frontal lobe removal’s rather painless Better that to happen than for us to go bankrupt And remember, if you ever get hurt on the job Unfortunately, corporate cannot cover your loss Come on down to Freddy’s and we’ll make a tycoon of you Invest all of your savings ’cause you’re gonna double it soon Minimize the casualties and please just don’t get us sued Every shift will be fun if you get your duties done And clean all the blood off your shoes Just kidding, it’s only marinara you nincompoop! But accidents do occasionally happen Here are some precautionary instructions In case of a mishap Entertainment upgrades have a price Minor injuries are a workplace sacrifice With the animatronics you always want to play nice And keep a safe distance, that’s solid advice Oh, children love to play, boy, can they make a mess! We know how much you’d love to strangle them by their necks! Just tell those little brats to give Freddy a hug And when it’s done sweep whatever’s left of them under the rug Because a bad reputation cannot be afforded Don’t get rid of the problem, just get rid of the corpses Sanitation is of strictly minimal importance And if police are at the door make sure they’ve got proper warrants Ethics and morals are completely subjective As long as you prosper you need nothing corrected If anything breaks don’t sweat, train wreck We’ll just take it out of your next paycheck! Come on down to Freddy’s, you outta stay for a while If any children go missing, just don’t let that go on file Don’t get any blood on their carpet, it’s easier cleaning the tile And if a kid ends up dead, k** all the witnesses next And make sure it’s done with a smile Now what? you want a raise? Maybe after another couple days Order more decorations to cover the walls with And take remaining appendages out of the ball pits When bodies start rotting you’ll know for sure Take your mind off it with another high score Then we’ll have a performance, you and Freddy together At this family franchise that’ll go on forever Come on down to Freddy’s, we’ll s** the soul out of you! A work shift can be deadly but we’ll bring you back to life soon Maximize the casualties, at this point we’re gonna get sued And before you can leave, clean all the carpets with bleach And we’ll make a monster of you