Five stars for failure Five stars for failure You'd be nowhere near If I were to die You'd be nowhere near Five stars for failure Five stars for failure Say it isn't so Say you truly cared 'Cause if you ever did It won't matter now No, it never did Five stars for failure Five stars for failure If I were to die Would the world take note? Would teenagers cry? Would anybody know? Would I be in the headlines? Simply, no Simply, simply, no