Josip On Deck - I'm Japanese lyrics

Konnichiwa Joisp-san Anime desu Pokémon life Everybody watched Dragon Ball Z [Chorus] When I look in a mirror (in a mirror) I see a Japanese n***a (a Japanese n***a) 'Cuz I spend my time playing pokémon (my time playing pokémon) 'Cuz I like readin' all that Shonen Jump (Readin' all that Shonen Jump) I stay watching DBZ , oh my god I'm Japanese Eat my food with chopsticks, oh my god I'm Japanese I like anime p**y, oh my god I'm Japanese Naruto R.I.P, oh my god I'm Japanese [Verse 1] Oh my god I'm Japanese People act so f**in' mean Yeah I f** with FUNinmation 'cuz they made DBZ And I been playin' pokémon games since GBC And I'm so kawaii, and I'm so kawaii I don't really f** with English 'cuz it's not Japanese If you talkin' down on anime, that is blasphemy f** a book, they got too many words for me to read So it's Tokyo, poppin' V-I-Z 'til I D-I-E [Chorus] [Verse 2] My ex-girlfriend was demon so now I got yellow fever I only f** with girls of my own race (and that's far Eastern) I was mad when I walked in the building and I see no Asian girls Everything s**s that's not from Asian world I just wanna watch Attack on Titan and go Comic Con Why is everybody tryin' tell me to stop having fun Everything s**s 'til I open up a Shonen Jump Was gon' k** myself until Toonami started back coming on [Chorus]