Joshua Sa**e - Oy! What a Knight lyrics

[SID'S PARENTS] Oy, what a knight! Gather 'round you peasants! Look who's graced us with his presence! [PEASANTS] What a hero! What a mensch! Oy, what a knight! [SID'S PARENTS] Plus the kid's on fire With a farkakte squire! And a little shiksa wench! [PEASANTS] Oy, what a knight! God, is he to die for Any girl would give an eye for Such a hunk of kosher meat! Oy, what a knight! Handsome and a charmer! Is it true that 'neath that armor— [ISABELLA] Shh, he likes to be discreet [RABBI] Speaking as his rabbi Why am I not surprised? Our Sidney is the knight who put The "sir" in "circumcised"! [PEASANTS] Oy, what a knight! So how's the business going? [SID] You know, jousting, tally-ho-ing Saving damsels in distress (Oy, what a knight!) Oh, did I mention slaying? I did lots of it, just saying [SID'S DAD]: That's our Sidney, the success! [PEASANTS]: Hey! [ISABELLA] What a gorgeous family Your Sid can do no wrong Who knew he came from such a lovely home? Of course, I'll be converting So I'm sure we'll get along [SID'S MOM]: Honey, please, you had me at "shalom"! [PEASANTS]: Oy, what a squire! So tell us 'bout Sir Sidney [GALAVANT]: No [ISABELLA]: He saved your life once, didn't he? [GALAVANT]: No [ISABELLA]: So twice? [GALAVANT]: No [ISABELLA]: Thrice? Do share [PEASANTS] Oy, what a knight! Oy, what a didle, deedle, daidle! He's our hero! He's my idol! He's adored by one and all! [SID]: You guys! [SID'S PARENTS]: And so, tonight to honor our crusader [SID'S PARENTS] You are all invited later [SID'S PARENTS]: To our fancy-shmancy ball! [ALL] Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy Oy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy! Oy, what a knight! Oy, what a knight! Hey!