Josh Spicer - Pony Swag Collection lyrics

[Verse 1] When ya think about ponies, ya think about fillies Ya think about drilling a hole in your silly Skull, so dull, ew gay, SO Lyra Ya wanna just burn it all and k** it with fiyah But NOT these ponies, these mares are magical And even at times they can be so tragical I'm supposed to be the heel, an iconic Heylin But no matter what I do, I can't be a hatin "I'm just saiyan" feel it in your heart Sending this in is just the start Not about me anyway, it's about this proud show It's about the characters so shout it out, yo Despite our nerves and despite our personalities Wow what a swerve, but I gotta make it now, oh please Whatever you might say and whatever you might do We're all just fans, exactly like you (wakka wakka) [Hook] Hear me yelling pony like cats See me banging them bronies like that's So f**ing rude, so f**ing crude I ain't bucking them apples, so dude Hear them fans going like RD "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH" Hear them fans going like RD "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH" [Verse 2] Round two starts and now we're activating nitrous Much like Fluttershy, you know that I'm the nicest Tightest like Sweetie, wait, I'm not a fiddler Verse just started, so confusing like Riddler Ignore my mic, it likes that feedback Crackle and moan, much like a free vag That shouldn't hinder me, cause I'm like a freak at Rhyming, I'm not green, like Celia's weed stash See that? It's like a lyric cornucopia God I'm more alone than a nerd with p**nophobia Stay up all night to see ponies on The Hub I even synched Bad Romance in my own bathtub But looking at the past, and at Spicer's time Wouldn't take it all back if I had gotten a dime Memories clearly in my head, like XJ's steel I'm gonna let you tell me how the next phase feels [Hook] Going freestyle, gonna be wild Gonna stand here and let you see me smile Going on YouTube, f** them locals Rapping on high, I'm the king of vocals Hear them fans goin like RD "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH" Hear them fans goin like RD "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH" [Verse 3] Spicer is here the evil genius We all know what this megamix needs is A dash of Heylin, a bit of playing Taking, making sh** go spraying Hating on me is like a bit of faking Cause we all that you're understating The fact that I'm here is just like fate and Just ask Vegeta: "I'm just saiyan." With Bridge and Walker I was rocking that mic You better guarantee we were talking phat like Lulz and Mic when the mic got spiked Twas like a dragon: spotlight in the hot night To the crowd so loud, ripping her page We were like an earthquake woulda made the earth shake This is the first take, feel the pure rage When I say f** them, can't use a cure sage [Hook] Stay in character, greetin' haters Wait here's Cody, you'll meet him later Maybe possible, highly illogical f** that, put Spicer in a hospital Hear them fans goin like RD "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH" Hear them fans goin like RD "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH" [Verse 4] "sh**, we forgot Cody!" full brony k**ing ponies, I'm the new age Kony Show me the only lonely flow the Cold beats slowly, fully decomposing Like a used joint in a Marley dream Comin' in hot like I'm Charlie Scene sh**, hardly seems like I'm a Hardy teen Just partying, but I start to scream Cause this search is lost like Shephard Leading sheep to my doom, that's a record People freak out cause that blows I just hope that everybody here knows That I'm tired of bullsh**, tired of pipe dreams And I know that this all just might seem A little bit crude, but you're still getting schooled hard I'm Cody Streets, you're simply Cooldog [Hook]