Josh Rosenberg - Love Games lyrics

[Verse 1] Fantastic, the greatest since they invented elastic Orgasmic, she never fakes like a diamond that's plastic Fell from the sky, yeah they call me heaven sent A God among mortals just like my man Clark Kent They call me Josh cause that's my name, I don't fake sh** But in the school it ain't cool to be a rappin' Caucasian Tailored for greatness and shined on by the gods Introducing, ladies hold your applause Lord, lord, don't stop, I don't enough of it Man trying to tell me whitey can't spit I don't want a race war, just won't waste all These rhymes about getting rich girls, holla Daryl Hall God, when you back that up, vibramatic Seems like sorcery but trust me its method not magic Tragic, why all the girls got to be so melodramatic? Hope this ain't a dream cause that a** seems psychosomatic Some say 9, argue 10, but damn you're an 11 When I met you back then, they could have sent me right to heaven Or even better, a place in between your thighs Where I'll stick it and kick it like Lawrence Tynes Cause like the Giants there just ain't no competition, no Juxtaposition, we doin' the opposite binary fission, uh It's kinda sad that the better times Although I wish they'd come back, give me better rhymes It's not funny anymore, like Adam Sandler Heart skips a beat even if you just stand there This is the farthest I can go, that's what he said And "f** it, let's do it" is all I wish that she said Truth of the matter is I don't get enough of it Josh f**in' Rosenberg, love her much, all I got was sh** Love's a fight that I wish I never fought I'm love sick, it's you I caught, all for naught, food for Thought [Hook] Love games, love games, love games, love games, love games [Verse 2] It's been too long, still can't see why you don't get it girl Maybe if I was taller'd be the only way I'd get a girl But the way I'd been brought up taught me fight for what's mine Even if I'm wasting my time, It'll all be fine, for awhile, I mean This ain't how I planned it, I thought I'd get my game back On the same day that I thought I'd get my dame back And I'd turn the time back for the price of a dime bag And if I f**ed up, well then I guess it's my bad I'm pa**ionate, but like the ballers I ain't pa**in' it, just Cause we're not intimate doesn't mean I can't be into it Damn, you love to flirt, call it thrill of the hunt Like Attila the Hun, torturing me till I'm defunct, or Defective devices, sick of all these surprises Tell me whatcha want, devious under those eyelids Just let me do whatever it takes to reach that spot under your nose, girl Ya know I got that umph that makes your toes curl Attractin' b**hes that I don't even care for And all the ones I want are already cared for I found my rock, chantin' Josh f**in' Rosenberg Absurd with these play on words, yet shot down by the L-verb She be sayin' "I miss you", but to her friends Not to your face, while, she's shackin' up with him b**hes trippin', love is easy, girl don't complicate How come the girls say we're stupid when they can't get it straight? [Hook] Love games, love games, love games, love games, love games [Verse 3] Cause, well yeah, I don't get enough of it Love's a game but ya didn't have to get rough with it I met your boy an let me tell ya, he ain't that cool Does he got a mixtape while he still in school? People ask me if there's one girl for every rap but It's really all my fans and some lettuce in a Caesar wrap I've been called the sh**, but without the smell of crap Speakin' o' a**es I'd love to get a peak of that You know I tried, I went in head held high With my eyes on the prize, s**y stubble on the rise, now I'm Mingling cause I'm single, hard to keep up with this Club scene, cause I'm too chill, yeah I just wanna talk to her Yeah, yeah I just wanna talk to her Don't tell me you just happen to show up at all my shows I don't get enough of it, sad, but that's how it goes [Hook] Love games, love games, love games, love games, love games